You know you're a MP Rookie if........

[jd59]

Basic is as far as you go.

You've never seen more than one MP in a day.

You pay extra for DATY.

You've never shower at an MP....and you think you never need one!

You're in love with an MPA.

You've never heard of EBC.

You think receiving FS or BJ at a MP is a myth.

The best bodyslide you've received is from her breasts or with a towel.

You're not comfortable with you nudity in a MP.

 

[omgxxxshoes]

I might be a MP rookie

I've never seen two MPA's in one day.....

 

[joebloe]

I guess im half and half, i like gettin nekid but ive paid for daty(does it count if it was for a 69 which included bbbj?).

 

[Jonny Mick]

Rookie

 

[etf_luvr<3(=]

Mr. Man,

I'm with you on this one! I would love to see 2 MPAs in one day, just don't got the cash for it!

 

[Twilight fan!!!]

[q]Basic is as far as you go.[/q]

Has happened to me, but not my fault. Girl didn't want to go farther.

[q]You've never seen more than one MP in a day.[/q]

I've seen 2 in one day on more than one occassion.

[q]You pay extra for DATY.[/q]

Generally don't like daty, but when I did go for it, I didn't pay extra.

[q]You've never shower at an MP....and you think you never need one![/q]

I've had instances when I didn't have time for a shower and I've had instances when I went specifically for the shower.

[q]You're in love with an MPA.[/q]

There are those I have slight crushes on, and those I have a hard time getting out of my mind. But I would never say in love. Although the one that came closest left for BC.

[q]You've never heard of EBC.[/q]

Hmmm...ah...what?

[q]You think receiving FS or BJ at a MP is a myth.[/q]

It's not a myth, in fact I know places that offer it regularly.

[q]The best bodyslide you've received is from her breasts or with a towel.[/q]

What's wrong with breasts? What do you want a pussyslide? No thanks.

[q]You're not comfortable with you nudity in a MP.[/q]

I love nudity.

 

[Pompal 09.]

You know your an MP rookie when:

You have never taken a dump in the shower!!!


Couldn't resist leaving that one out

 

[NYlisa]

I saw two MPs about 5 years ago about 1 hour apart and then back to the Rail..... it was a wild night.

 

[xcutecorexx]

Basic is as far as you go.

[CD] So far, I have gone with the BS and NR options only.

You've never seen more than one MP in a day.

[CD] On my next Toronto trip two a days, everyday!

You pay extra for DATY.

[CD] Nope, no extra payment.

You've never shower at an MP....and you think you never need one!

[CD] I took 'em and needed 'em.

You're in love with an MPA.

[CD] Nope, just some very fond memories.

You've never heard of EBC.

[CD] I have heard. A street or two from IT, no?

You think receiving FS or BJ at a MP is a myth.

[CD] I believe. Haven't partaken or been offered.

The best bodyslide you've received is from her breasts or with a towel.

[CD] Best slide was breasts, and what breasts they were!
[CD] No towels.

You're not comfortable with you nudity in a MP.

[CD] No problems, I did wait until the MP entered and we
decided what session I would get before I lost the towel.



So how did I score?

 

[tatiana ooh ahh]

Woohoo! I'm a veteran! Is that bad?

More:

* You complain to the receptionist about the worn towels.
* You think MSOG is not allowed, or dont even think to ask the question.
* You assume FS and BJ are offered at the spa.
* You look both ways upon entering or exitting in case your wife/neighbor/priest is watching.
* You giggle when your MPA says, "ok, switch... my turn".
* You avert your eyes and try to look invisible while sitting in the community waiting room with other horndogs.

 

[maggie.]

with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy

...you park two blocks from the spa in case someone recognizes your car.

...you ask if they'll take a check.

...you leave your gaunch on for the massage.

...you think extras are the oils, powders and drinks.

...you check behind mirrors and suspiciously eye the ceiling tiles for cameras.

...get caught by your SO with the business card you foolishly left in your pocket.

 

[Bluebell]

When you put the used condom back in your pocket to hide the evidence.

 

[pinkybunny9]

You know you're a MP rookie when you try to tell Paul/IT that he doesnt know what he is talking about

 

[Amanda & Jess S]

You know you're a MP rookie when you try to tell Sheik that he doesnt know what he is talking about

 

[FineAzFudger]

I tell myself what to do all the time and most of the time I just tell myself to bugger off and mind my own business

 

[John T]

you know your a rookie MP if you think it means a political appointment



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[Rusty]

You know you are rookie if you have hard on while waiting naked for MPA to enter the room.

 

[Tee<3]

hihi..

my first time in a massage.. i got a BJ already..

it was in the one by Keneedy and Denison

 

[BastBeast]

i never had one session in my life before

i am newbie

one question

i know i am gone be flammed at for this but here it comes

when exctalty do you take your cloths off...is it when you enter the room?

front of your MP ?

when?

 

[pixiemeup82]

[Question] When?

[Answer] After you get in the room, but before you step into the shower.