Review Linda from Hawaii health: ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

A classic case of the Emperor Has no clothes realized

 

[bambaka]

Hi guys i dont usually do reviews but here goes.

A little background: I visited Hawaii health about 2 years ago, i saw Helen and she provided a decent service, nothing amazing, however i did bb service and ended up getting sick, i went to the doctor and got some pills. (lesson learned?)

I avoided this spa as it didnt really impress me either way, it was dirty and none of the attendants that i saw were good looking.

Fast forward to today, i was running late after work and i did need a decent massage on my back which i know from this forum that Linda is good at.

I went in she was servicing another client, she put me in a room and i waited about 10 minutes, the client finished and she asked me to go to the other room, i noticed she didn't change the sheets so i asked her to.

she got mouthy with me right away and said it was fine, i again asked her to change the sheets or covers since she should do that after every client, she moved me to another room like i'm supposed to believe that those are fresh sheets, lol.

w/e, i laid down and she started massaging me, pretty good massage she was digging a bit too hard around my jaw which hurt alot and i asked her to stop.

btw, before all of this, Linda is not a looker, she's old and has nothing going on with her body, on top of that her mouth is gunky and black and gross, so i was definitely not expecting to get uncovered service.

she asks me to flip and before i even get a chance to accommodate my pillow she puts my dick in her mouth, i winced back and asked her to use a condom please, she said ok but the thought of her mouth on my junk already kinda of ruined the mood for me.

she puts on the condom and sucks for 2 minutes before complaining that i was nothing cumming, i knew it was going to be difficult for me given my discomfort at her and the spa so i just said that it's ok she didn't have to continue.

she started complaining about how no one likes sex and anyone that says they like it is faking it, so i just get dressed and handed her $100 for the half hour even though i know she didn't deserve it.

she complained that it was 120, i said that was not discussed at all and it was not fair, she started yelling and getting violent, pushing me a couple of times saying i was not allowed to leave, i was giving her the $100 but she was not taking it.

to avoid any further confrontation i took out another $20bucks and left.

all in all, i would avoid this spa at all costs, i saw there's some other reviews about it being filthy and some people getting claps/ghono from here and i fully believe them, there's no importance given to cleanliness here.

If you're in the area and would like a good massage with bbbj's i suggest heading down to spa times at kingston road, i've had some decent gals there that i might do some reviews on, but they're on board with the other reviews about them here.

Usually I don’t do reviews on this website but I find your review about Hawaii spa and Linda is too much and I think it’s personal issue between you and linda and you shouldn’t be telling lies about the spa ..
I been going to this spa more than five years regularly specially when I have physical problems and linda in most of the time she fix it she has lots of knowledge in how to fix the body
Second about the clean of the spa I had no issue with that linda always change the sheets as soon as I get on the room and I thin if you’re worry about the sheet you can ask her to change it infront of you and I don’t think she will mind
The last thing I want to talk about that you said she keep pushing you to get her 20$ that’s when I know you’re lying about the whole story and you try to punish her through a bad review …just let you know most of linda customers they don’t come from massagplanet ..mostly are regular customers they come for good massage

 

[Yellow Fever]

Usually I don’t do reviews on this website but I find your review about Hawaii spa and Linda is too much and I think it’s personal issue between you and linda and you shouldn’t be telling lies about the spa ..
I been going to this spa more than five years regularly specially when I have physical problems and linda in most of the time she fix it she has lots of knowledge in how to fix the body
Second about the clean of the spa I had no issue with that linda always change the sheets as soon as I get on the room and I thin if you’re worry about the sheet you can ask her to change it infront of you and I don’t think she will mind
The last thing I want to talk about that you said she keep pushing you to get her 20$ that’s when I know you’re lying about the whole story and you try to punish her through a bad review …just let you know most of linda customers they don’t come from massagplanet ..mostly are regular customers they come for good massage

I agree with this post. Linda has always been accommodating for me.
The review sounds like a vengeance thing and totally unreliable.

 

[hangul99]

I agree with this post. Linda has always been accommodating for me.
The review sounds like a vengeance thing and totally unreliable.

You joined in 2021 and this is your first post. A little suspect don't you think.

 

[GuiGui]

I agree with this post. Linda has always been accommodating for me.
The review sounds like a vengeance thing and totally unreliable.

It is a vengeance.

I went to visit Linda and she started telling about this one guy who wrote bad reviews on her here. He was a long time customer and they became friends. And because of certain personal problems between the two of them, and last time he visited her he wanted to pay $100 for FS (which Linda refused), he threatened to destroy her business and write bad reviews on her.

Well, everybody is right in his or her own eyes. So I took Linda's story with a grain of salt too. And frankly, I don't give a damn who is right or wrong. However, threatening to write bad reviews instead of talking to solve their problems is cowardice. But again, I don't give a damn about that either. If I care about all these cowards and assholes, I would be crazy.

All the complains about hygine issues are bulls. He has been going there for many years and only found that out now? I have never had any problem with hygiene at Hawaii Health. They are not the cleanest place, but acceptable.

And the comments about her appearance are not all wrong but not relevant at all. Most people know that we go to Hawaii Health not because they have young beautiful ladies with average massage skills or toothy BJ. Linda is famous for her really good hard massage with good and affordable BBBJ. And Coco, while her massage is nothing to write about, she does one of the best cock worship.

Happy New Year Linda.

 

[Tacos]

It is a vengeance.

I went to visit Linda and she started telling about this one guy who wrote bad reviews on her here. He was a long time customer and they became friends. And because of certain personal problems between the two of them, and last time he visited her he wanted to pay $100 for FS (which Linda refused), he threatened to destroy her business and write bad reviews on her.

Well, everybody is right in his or her own eyes. So I took Linda's story with a grain of salt too. And frankly, I don't give a damn who is right or wrong. However, threatening to write bad reviews instead of talking to solve their problems is cowardice. But again, I don't give a damn about that either. If I care about all these cowards and assholes, I would be crazy.

All the complains about hygine issues are bulls. He has been going there for many years and only found that out now? I have never had any problem with hygiene at Hawaii Health. They are not the cleanest place, but acceptable.

And the comments about her appearance are not all wrong but not relevant at all. Most people know that we go to Hawaii Health not because they have young beautiful ladies with average massage skills or toothy BJ. Linda is famous for her really good hard massage with good and affordable BBBJ. And Coco, while her massage is nothing to write about, she does one of the best cock worship.

Happy New Year Linda.

Good post. Can you list all the people who are writing fake bad reviews for vengeance in this thread against Linda & Hawaii spa, and I will put them on ignore right away, they do not deserve to post here on this board. Thank you.

 

[Yellow Fever]

You joined in 2021 and this is your first post. A little suspect don't you think.

It may be my first post, but it doesn't make it false. I've seen Linda many times whether it was for a good time or for a great massage, especially when I was experiencing pain. Linda is a great host and very friendly towards me.
I will definitely see her again. I know she will take care of my needs without any issues.

 

[darknight5611]

It goes to show - you cannot trust google reviews

nigga, why u referencing some bullshit google review????

 

[shakenbake]

Yeah, why would he go back? Excellent question.

I trust ignorethisact over the op, because ignorethisact has established street creds. The op has an axe to grind. I suspect that he has personal issues and is trying to find someone to blame for them. I have also visited Linda and have known her for about three years and know that she goes well out of her way to make sure that the sessions are always good.


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[Vince44]

nigga, why u referencing some bullshit google review????

ohhh - you have a crush on her - - dam that is funny

 

[darknight5611]

ohhh - you have a crush on her - - dam that is funny

lol.. trust me if im gonna waste time going to kingston rd, imma make sure its a nice busty dimepiece.

 

[Linda lovely]

Hi guys i dont usually do reviews but here goes.

A little background: I visited Hawaii health about 2 years ago, i saw Helen and she provided a decent service, nothing amazing, however i did bb service and ended up getting sick, i went to the doctor and got some pills. (lesson learned?)

I avoided this spa as it didnt really impress me either way, it was dirty and none of the attendants that i saw were good looking.

Fast forward to today, i was running late after work and i did need a decent massage on my back which i know from this forum that Linda is good at.

I went in she was servicing another client, she put me in a room and i waited about 10 minutes, the client finished and she asked me to go to the other room, i noticed she didn't change the sheets so i asked her to.

she got mouthy with me right away and said it was fine, i again asked her to change the sheets or covers since she should do that after every client, she moved me to another room like i'm supposed to believe that those are fresh sheets, lol.

w/e, i laid down and she started massaging me, pretty good massage she was digging a bit too hard around my jaw which hurt alot and i asked her to stop.

btw, before all of this, Linda is not a looker, she's old and has nothing going on with her body, on top of that her mouth is gunky and black and gross, so i was definitely not expecting to get uncovered service.

she asks me to flip and before i even get a chance to accommodate my pillow she puts my dick in her mouth, i winced back and asked her to use a condom please, she said ok but the thought of her mouth on my junk already kinda of ruined the mood for me.

she puts on the condom and sucks for 2 minutes before complaining that i was nothing cumming, i knew it was going to be difficult for me given my discomfort at her and the spa so i just said that it's ok she didn't have to continue.

she started complaining about how no one likes sex and anyone that says they like it is faking it, so i just get dressed and handed her $100 for the half hour even though i know she didn't deserve it.

she complained that it was 120, i said that was not discussed at all and it was not fair, she started yelling and getting violent, pushing me a couple of times saying i was not allowed to leave, i was giving her the $100 but she was not taking it.

to avoid any further confrontation i took out another $20bucks and left.

all in all, i would avoid this spa at all costs, i saw there's some other reviews about it being filthy and some people getting claps/ghono from here and i fully believe them, there's no importance given to cleanliness here.

If you're in the area and would like a good massage with bbbj's i suggest heading down to spa times at kingston road, i've had some decent gals there that i might do some reviews on, but they're on board with the other reviews about them here.

Thank you everyone, being so busy lately, but I need to clarify what this guy wrote here.
I know him since 2019 i started work in Hawaii Health Spa, I have deep impression with him when he came in first time : his hanged down his head looked very sorrow and sad, we talked about private things and I felt very pity on him and I really wished he could have a better life and to be happy.

He came to me regularly after, i always feel pity on him and I gave him good massage and cheered him up, one day coco was here, I told coco :" he looks sad and sorrow, you treat him nicely, use your love massage, give him a lot of love".

He always come to me after his job with work clothes on that full of paint drops, i always feel that eveyone is not easy making life here, i treated him nicely more than others, he liked hanging out here get good massage ,because he live alone, i think he must be lonely, so he hanged out here longer I didn't mind .

One day while I was massaging him, another customer came in, he said he could wait initiatively, actually I almost finished him, I wanted finished him then do another customer ,but he insisted on waiting, so I let him wait as he wished, after i finished that customer, I went back to him, it seemed like I had to start with him at very beginning from zero minute and he used to do so too, I might did another one hour more after! when he left, he just dropped me $100, i did more than 90 minitues massage and he just drop me $100 total, i pleased him to give me $20 more and he just pushed me down on the ground rapidly and run away!!!

I was shoked!! He looks so shy so sad and so soft, how could he just pushed me down on the floor and run away!!!! And it is just $20 more and i got beaten up by him!

After a little while, he came back , I was surprised , he explained to me that he just wanted to get out off here didn't mean to push me down onto the ground,
He explained to me" because I waited for you, so I need enjoy my time more "
I told him: "I didn't ask you wait but you insisted on waiting , so i appreciate it ,but this doesn't mean that I had to spend double time or triple time massaging you again and again, and I really did so, at least you should tip me more.
Then he asked me if it is ok with $100, he tiped me another $20, I hugged him and said :"it is ok, you already come back explained, I am happy with"
After that happened, he still came to me massage regularly like before, and i felt that we became closer after that, i don't put things in my heart normally.

On 22th. 2023, he came in again, i was busy with one customer, I wellcomed him in happily, , I led him into the #1 room whitch he used to in ,then I recognized that room is cold , so I let him into another warmer room which has tap water inside, when i brough him in , each room was empty, how could he lie that sheets didn't change? " We change sheets after each use, if people pay attention, when face down massage , people can smell the fresh flavor of each sheet, or people can ask us to change sheets in front of.
I put him into the warmer room and I brought him one Christmas gift .
His rate is always $100 no matter how long I massage him, no matter how long I massage him, he didn't appreciate it, he takes it for granted .
But before i started massage him, i still asked him how long to stay as usual, he said half an hour with services, I said ":total $100 as normal", he said ok.
everyone who love my massage, should know how much time i should spend to give a good massage, I have to massage every single point to make body feel good, it takes my time, half an hour is not enough! he used to take for granted my kindness , got long seccion paid less, and i feel that if no customer waiting right behind, give him more time is not a problem , he lives alone , he must be lonely... I don't say no to people usually, especially with his sad story.
After massaged his body and services, it was already 45 minutes passed, he still wanted me continue and continue... finaly he said " you are tired, i don't want you work so hard" his talkings are more beautiful than singings, then he asked me to do something more, way more, I refused.
Then he started donkey his face as long as a donkey face said:" it is ok, you are tired, I don't want you work so hard" Then I said I can do more same service if you want" he said "it is ok" and he said he will not come back and he threatened me that he will write bad reviews, REMEBER that he PUSHED me down onto floor once begore! I said:" thank you, go ahead" when he left I still reminded him to bring the gift with.
My heart is broken , I treated him kindly all the time more care than anyone else and he did this to me!
BTW, he wrote something bad things with hellen( I am shamed on him writing that), if he wrote story about hellen was true, how dare he could come back again and again?
I will not write his private things here, but it looks like his personal problems affecting his life and he change a lot lately , no matter how bad he did to me, i understand and i feel sorry for him , he has mental problems. That is why his life like that and that is why when I massaged the points behind his ears, he said too much pain, the points relate depression & metal illness and the points are the keys to heal the problems too.
I wish him better .

 

[shakenbake]

Based on what you wrote, he is 100% wrong, that is final.

But I want to add in just a few words, you need to set some boundaries, if someone goes over time, just end the session immediately.
And if someone doesn't pay you enough, then tell them not to book you next time.

You don't have to put up with such bullshit, I know I would never.

Linda has a very big heart. Some customers take advantage of this.


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[Linda lovely]

Based on what you wrote, he is 100% wrong, that is final.

But I want to add in just a few words, you need to set some boundaries, if someone goes over time, just end the session immediately.
And if someone doesn't pay you enough, then tell them not to book you next time.

You don't have to put up with such bullshit, I know I would never.

My heart is broken ! I do not say no to people normally,

Based on what you wrote, he is 100% wrong, that is final.

But I want to add in just a few words, you need to set some boundaries, if someone goes over time, just end the session immediately.
And if someone doesn't pay you enough, then tell them not to book you next time.

You don't have to put up with such bullshit, I know I would never.

My heart is broken , I do not say no to people normally , but I should listen one elderly customer's suggestion, he told me:"linda, remember no is a good answer "

 

[Linda lovely]

Linda has a very big heart. Some customers take advantage of this.


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I put every regular customer's health issues in my heart, I want every one to be healthy and happy . This is true from the bottom of my heart

 

[Linda lovely]

I put every regular customer's health issues in my heart, I want every one to be healthy and happy . This is true from the bottom of my heart

Soft heart always get hurted ! Thank you everyone supporting me here, I don't have any better way to give you back, only work harder and better to reward you .

 

[Linda lovely]

It is a vengeance.

I went to visit Linda and she started telling about this one guy who wrote bad reviews on her here. He was a long time customer and they became friends. And because of certain personal problems between the two of them, and last time he visited her he wanted to pay $100 for FS (which Linda refused), he threatened to destroy her business and write bad reviews on her.

Well, everybody is right in his or her own eyes. So I took Linda's story with a grain of salt too. And frankly, I don't give a damn who is right or wrong. However, threatening to write bad reviews instead of talking to solve their problems is cowardice. But again, I don't give a damn about that either. If I care about all these cowards and assholes, I would be crazy.

All the complains about hygine issues are bulls. He has been going there for many years and only found that out now? I have never had any problem with hygiene at Hawaii Health. They are not the cleanest place, but acceptable.

And the comments about her appearance are not all wrong but not relevant at all. Most people know that we go to Hawaii Health not because they have young beautiful ladies with average massage skills or toothy BJ. Linda is famous for her really good hard massage with good and affordable BBBJ. And Coco, while her massage is nothing to write about, she does one of the best cock worship.

Happy New Year Linda.

 

[Linda lovely]

I used to enjoy reading Linda's posts about her sexual encounters with her customers but she has stopped writing about them long ago. I'm curious to know whether Helen changed her name to Coco to based on the std?

Yes I miss the time that I wrote funny stories and post here, In the Covid 19 restrictional period, it was so board that stucked home, we wrote funny things , made this place lively and energetic in that special time, I still want to post funny stories to reward you guys, but just too much busy lately, I have few stories need write them down. Hope can post here soon .

 

[Tacos]

Thank you everyone, being so busy lately, but I need to clarify what this guy wrote here.
I know him since 2019 i started work in Hawaii Health Spa, I have deep impression with him when he came in first time : his hanged down his head looked very sorrow and sad, we talked about private things and I felt very pity on him and I really wished he could have a better life and to be happy.

He came to me regularly after, i always feel pity on him and I gave him good massage and cheered him up, one day coco was here, I told coco :" he looks sad and sorrow, you treat him nicely, use your love massage, give him a lot of love".

He always come to me after his job with work clothes on that full of paint drops, i always feel that eveyone is not easy making life here, i treated him nicely more than others, he liked hanging out here get good massage ,because he live alone, i think he must be lonely, so he hanged out here longer I didn't mind .

One day while I was massaging him, another customer came in, he said he could wait initiatively, actually I almost finished him, I wanted finished him then do another customer ,but he insisted on waiting, so I let him wait as he wished, after i finished that customer, I went back to him, it seemed like I had to start with him at very beginning from zero minute and he used to do so too, I might did another one hour more after! when he left, he just dropped me $100, i did more than 90 minitues massage and he just drop me $100 total, i pleased him to give me $20 more and he just pushed me down on the ground rapidly and run away!!!

I was shoked!! He looks so shy so sad and so soft, how could he just pushed me down on the floor and run away!!!! And it is just $20 more and i got beaten up by him!

After a little while, he came back , I was surprised , he explained to me that he just wanted to get out off here didn't mean to push me down onto the ground,
He explained to me" because I waited for you, so I need enjoy my time more "
I told him: "I didn't ask you wait but you insisted on waiting , so i appreciate it ,but this doesn't mean that I had to spend double time or triple time massaging you again and again, and I really did so, at least you should tip me more.
Then he asked me if it is ok with $100, he tiped me another $20, I hugged him and said :"it is ok, you already come back explained, I am happy with"
After that happened, he still came to me massage regularly like before, i don't put things in my heart normally.
On 22th. 2023, he came in again, i was busy with one customer, I wellcomed him in happily, , I led him into the #1 room whitch he used to in ,then I recognized that room is cold , so I let him into another warmer room which has tap water inside, when i brough him in , each room was empty, how could he lie that sheets didn't change? " We change sheets after each use, if people pay attention, when face down massage , people can smell the fresh flavor of each sheet, or people can ask us to change sheets in front of.
I put him into the warmer room and I brought him one Christmas gift .
His rate is always $100 no matter how long I massage him, he takes it for granted .
But before i started massage him, i still asked him how long to stay as usual, he said half an hour with services, I said ":total $100 as normal", he said ok.
everyone who love my massage, should know how much time i should spend to give a good massage, I have to massage every single point to make body feel good, it takes my time, half an hour is not enough! he used to take for granted my kindness , and i feel if no customer waiting right behind, give him more time is not a problem , he lives alone , he must be lonely...
After massaged his body and services, it was already 45 minutes passed, he still wanted me continue and continue... finaly he said " you are tired, i don't want you work so hard, then he asked me to do something more, I refused.
Then he started donkey his face said:" it is ok, you are tired, I don't want you work so hard" Then I said I can do more same service if you want" he said "it is ok" and he said he will not come back and he threatened me that he will write bad reviews, REMEBER that he PUSHED me down onto floor once begore! I said:" thank you, go ahead" when he left I still reminded him to bring the gift with.
My heart is broken , I treated him kindly all the time more care than anyone else and he did this to me!
BTW, he wrote something bad things with hellen( I am shamed on him writing that), if he wrote story about hellen was true, how dare he could come back again and again?
I will not write his private things here, but it looks like his personal problems affecting his life and he change a lot lately , no matter how bad he did to me, i understand and i feel sorry for him , he has mental problems. That is why his life like that and that is why when I massaged the points behind his ears, he said too much pain, the points relate depression & metal illness and the points are the keys to heal the problems too.
I wish him better .

Based on what you wrote, he is 100% wrong, that is final.

But I want to add in a few words: You need to set some boundaries, if someone goes over time, end the session immediately.
And if someone still doesn't pay you enough after requesting more money, tell them not to book you next time.

You don't have to put up with such bullshit, I know I would never.

 

[Linda lovely]

Thank you very much and happy New Year to you too!