Dirty Massage Parlour

[Mary P]

It looks like my little head did the thinking for me

I went to a place, didn't do anything that compromise my health and the lady, was careful to use cleaning products

However, no sheets were replaced I believed nor I took a shower, just in and out.

What non-STD aka germs am I at risk at getting?

 

[Pompal 09.]

shit, i better not get craps or scabies

fuck....i should had walked out

way to go happy new years, i'm so fucked up shit

 

[Hypnotic]

You may be lucky for it to just be crabs or scabies.

There have been recent sitings of this in some of the lower end spas:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candir%C3%BA

New Jersey spas have recently reported microscopic versions of this that get in via the urethra (I hope they do not make it up to Canada):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil

 

[raypay2003]

Let's just compare an unclean MP to a gym locker room or a public swimming pool change room. Is there a greater chance for you to get a bug? Probably. Is there a chance you'll get the next SARS? Probably not. The worse you're probably in for, are lice or crabs or maybe some sort of skin irritation caused by lingering mildew or fungus.

Any MP offers a greater risk of exposure to nature's unfriendly side.

 

[m&m]

If any MP offers greater risk, then is there any such thing as a clean MP?

 

[Pompal 09.]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/jdo0291l.jpg

 

[Brianna]

No, but let me qualify that statement. There's risk and there's RISK. All a high quality MP offers is a lesser risk of getting something than a lesser quality MP offers. But it's still a risk. Is it likely you'll get something? Hard to say.

Let's say with a good place - the linens get changed, the old towels are removed and the shower floor is manually wiped down. BUT, they're not spraying the room with a disinfectant or even the shower stall between every customer so there's still an opportunity for something to grow, and multiply leading to infestation or infection.

Let's say with a bad place - the linens get reversed covered in oil/whatever, the clean up is in the waste bin waiting for the next guy and god knows what kind of microsplatter ended up where. That's just improves that previously mentioned chance for something to take root and be passed along by a considerable amount.

Any social contact at all carries with it, some amount of risk. Shaking hands with customer at work? Risk. Shaking hands with a customer at work who just wiped his ass ten minutes ago and didn't wash his hands? Allot more risk. Same deal with MPs. You're getting someone to perform an intimate service. There's going to be some sort of risk there no matter how clean we are. It's up to you to asses that risk and whether or not it's worth it.

Edit: And I'm not trying to scare anyone. I just think that if you're going to hobby, then you need to accept that you're taking a risk and know that you're not 100% bullet proof no matter what you do.

 

[Master of Eternity]

So what would your good places be?

 

[Alaa]

I find Pickering Angels to be exceptionally clean, with Ambassador Spa being a close second. I'm sure HFH, SRM and the other highly respected places are also of the same quality - I just can't say from lack of personal experience.

 

[Sisir]

Ambassador spa no doubt the cleanest spa i personaly have ever attended maybe cause it's very new but definetly a 10 for ladies and clenliness also allure and HFH

 

[HI everybody]

S-H-I-L-L

KUKLA = Ambassador spa

 

[Sid Vicious]

f--- you who pick on me I don't know who KUKLA is probably some one with taste so much worrying about who's who .I have talked about other experiences and I like this one sorry for how i feel but don"t tie me into someone else

 

[oldmanwithcoyote]

Cute. Nobody mentioned your handle, but your respond to a shill from kukla. Therefore AcesHigh=kukla=Ambassador

 

[Bailey G]

LMAO....too many handles, too little memory.

 

[nadia ? ...xx]

Hopefully nobody thinks I'm a shill. Eep!

 

[glownatural]

That's real smooth, outing yourself like that.