Old dogs, pink guns, and muscle pills

[blueskywoo819]

Nice to hear about Rocky. Now what exactly is sweet tea? Most tea that I've had were sweet too.

 

[Richard R]

Heavily sugared while it's still hot then chilled. I think it's mostly a southern thing.

Today Rocky met a 6mo baby, he was very gentle and sweet with him. Priceless expression on the kid when his face got licked, lol.

I had planned on being done unpacking today, and I'm trying not to be discouraged that I'm not. It's coming along but right now I'm a little overwhelmed and a lot tired.

 

[Elizabeth R]

I'm in dire need of a drunken night in a strip joint.

Does anyone have an opinion about what is likely to happen to the price of silver?

Rocky is doing well, he's catching on to Wait, which is one of the harder things to teach a dog. We saw a cat while we were walking and he didn't try to chase it...can't say the same about the squirrel, but again he responded well to the verbal correction. He chased a ball and brought it back, then he needed a nap. His middle name is definitely Marciano.

Out walking today I saw some shirtless EyeCandy that made me say Yummy...saw him again later going into an apt. just down the hall. Oh, yessss.....too bad he's too young, but I'll still enjoy the view.

So next weekend I'm meeting a guy, and it will be the first time in a long time that I'm meeting someone without intending to have my way with him that night. I'm not quite sure what to do. :neutral:

 

[xcake_eater123]

Make sure he doesn't bring a leash and collar, he might try to teach you the Wait command.

 

[livelovebhappy]

Well someone should, I'm really bad at it. :tongue:

Rocky gets up early...this morning I was lying in bed pretending to still be asleep, but then he flapped his ears, and since I want him to learn that's the way to wake me up I got right up when he did it. I did explain that this establishment doesn't serve breakfast until 6. Last night we had a bad storm and it turns out when he's nervous, he thinks he's a lap dog.

It's in the 60s right now, I have windows open and it's awesome. Not a big fan of the a/c, but yesterday by 7:30am it was too hot/humid to leave the windows up. I'm trying not to complain about the heat, it's the tradeoff for the more moderate winter, but I really hate keeping the windows closed so much.

Only three more boxes to unpack.

 

[CipBerGreelia]

and you love to get fucked in yours....

Tell me, when sg was up visiting you did you let her do you with a strap on or do you prefer the real thing?

 

[imsoeffinhxc]

Oh oh, I've got your back brother.

BANNINGS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED, WE THE CHILDREN OF SOCIAL MEDIA WILL REBEL IF ONE MEMBER IS BANNED!!

I will happily raise a glass of wine and toast massageplanet if Hof is banned.

 

[RedNinja]

Jerk you're a madman. I having a warm feeling coming over me MUUUWAHHHHHHHH

 

[Shawn M]

Could you people go start your own thread for this shit?

 

[Sonnny.L]

Sorry, geeezzz I never get to have any fun. SHUCKS!!!!!!

BYE!:go:

 

[Dances with Werewolves]

I hope Rocky doesn't hide under the bed if he hears a burglar. :???:

 

[Kayteeee]

talk to your bumchum hoffman, he keeps bringing it up.....

 

[Vietnam War Veteran]

Why the big fascination with HOF's sex life, Tboy? If you're trying to clarify his menu before you make your move, you could just ask directly.

You seem a little hostile lately, even for you...do I sense sexual frustration? Don't feel bad, it happens to all of us sometimes...although in your case I can only suggest that you go fuck yourself, because it must be quite a challenge for you to find someone else to do it.

 

[hephaestus]

LOL, I don't think that would be an issue. He seems very protective...yesterday I had to explain that while it's ok to bark at someone walking by the window, it's not ok to just keep looking out the window, hoping for someone to bark at.

Vet this morning, he has a lump on his neck. Trying not to be worried. :frown:

 

[snoopy]

Hello Vikki...charming as always, I see. I'm sure the mods here are just worried sick about your threat of rebellion. :roll:

 

[slicedbread1991]

I can't believe I've missed this entire thread. SG you are very sexy when you're angry, I like it!! Rocky is a good looking dog, hope he's ok lump wise.

 

[DieselPowered]

Doesn't sound like her, there are dozens of other people HOF has pissed off - including me and you. :

Hope you unpacked the last three boxes!

 

[etenn]

Wow, it took you 10 days to come up with that retort. You're not very quick-witted, which means you're dim-witted.

Do you and others not realize that men/women can have plutonic relationships. That means being a friend, not a FWB, FB, EX or anything else. Are you and others that narrow or simple minded to think that it's always about sex regardless of what chat board it is.

tboy, hmmm, that's similar to tgirl, what's up with that?

Take 10 days to come up with another dim-witted remark.

 

[Joseph Black]

Really you've got his brokeback EH! So you're the pitcher and he's the catcher!

Whoever you are, it's obvious that you've been banished elsewhere. Enjoy your day, Heath!

 

[melanie]

Only dozens? I'm sure that I've pissed more people off than that. If/when SG gets pissed at me or vice versa, we always work it out. That's because we're friends. When she calls me asshole, it's really a term of endearment.

I agree Jerkthis doesn't sound like VD, oops VB. MetalGuru sounds alot like her.

So Auggie what got you banned on the other board?